Next time I start to develop a crush on someone please just punch me in the face instead
can’t let the people’s elbow get dirty
What are some cool sex positions
standing at the ATM handin me all ur money
you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful
Angelina Jolie (1994 - 19 years old)
why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
Nobody gives the black girl mob credit for being smart as fuck. They clown but at the end of the day they are really intelligent.
And it’s not subtle at all.
Taystee is a math prodigy in addition to being well-read, Poussey is multilingual, Cindy just knows shit, Suzanne studies Shakespeare, Watson was a good student in addition to being a track star, Vee is basically an evil genius. Piper often learns the most from them; they taught her how to fight and helped translate Pennsatucky’s biblical threat.
The show flat out acknowledges the (academic) intelligence of the black inmates time and time again, but the audience collectively ignores it.
ALL OF THIS